Archives
- 2008.05.07: Linky love
- 2008.04.16: The More Accurate Menu for the Chinese Take-Out Place Next Door
- 2008.04.14: ...hi!
- 2007.03.26: M.A. stands for Merryhappyhappyhappy Ariana
- 2007.02.07: Adventures in HoJo's
- 2007.01.27: An Open Letter to the Music Choice Light Classical cable channel people
- 2007.01.26: Bacon and prunes
- 2007.01.19: Designing a better brolly
- 2007.01.14: Question, and a prediction
- 2007.01.13: Things That I Would Like to See in the New Year
- 2006.12.12: If My Sock Drawer Could Talk
- 2006.11.02: Linky love
- 2006.10.16: On my mind
- 2006.10.11: Don't follow these instructions
- 2006.09.28: Some days
- 2006.09.26: Winning the war on terror, one eyelash at a time
- 2006.09.12: Linky love
- 2006.09.12: Next up: The Chicken Lady
- 2006.09.05: I Don't Understand How These People Keep Getting Work
- 2006.08.29: A year after Katrina
- 2006.08.24: Brush Ups: the newest weapon in the fight against terrorism
- 2006.08.11: Liquid liquidation
- 2006.08.03: Affirming yourself through plastic wrap
- 2006.08.01: Linky love
- 2006.07.23: In a lather
- 2006.07.16: Geek love, chapter 3000
- 2006.07.13: Wilhelm scream
- 2006.07.13: George Mauer, New Orleans Lover
- 2006.07.12: Mwah
- 2006.06.28: From dog food to cultural irony
- 2006.06.27: Holidayyy, celebrate
- 2006.06.22: Better living through pithy magnets
- 2006.06.19: Hot town, summer in the city
- 2006.06.07: As Seen in Vancouver!
- 2006.06.05: Linky love
- 2006.06.04: SMPTE bars and you
- 2006.05.25: Rationally irrational
- 2006.05.24: Linky love
- 2006.05.24: If Bush had a MasterCard Commercial.
- 2006.05.22: Your thatch is no match
- 2006.05.22: And Richard Mulligan is not without blame
- 2006.05.19: Linky love
- 2006.05.19: Random tech tip
- 2006.05.16: A Fable, Stained.
- 2006.05.15: Schlock chock-a-block
- 2006.05.11: Real Women Are Not Tidy Sound Bites Slapped Onto Your Back Bumper
- 2006.05.10: My Teeth Are Going to be So White.
- 2006.05.08: Linky love
- 2006.05.08: My Better Things to Do List.
- 2006.05.05: Apologies to Dr. Seuss. And Steve Martin.
- 2006.05.04: Tips on Improving Your Tantrum Style
- 2006.05.04: Pancakes and the voice in my head
- 2006.05.04: Bumperstickers That Should Be.
- 2006.05.04: Bear suits are funny.
- 2003.04.29: ...from Lascaux to Pago Pago
- 2003.04.29: ...beyond giant soft sculptures
- 2003.04.29: ...from the Everlasting Nostalgia Dept.
- 2003.04.23: ...art therapy using computers and the web
- 2003.04.23: ...beep beep
- 2003.04.19: ...I'll trade you my Bill Traylor for your Jean Dubuffet.
- 2003.04.19: ...treasure, Poussin, and wishful thinking
- 2003.04.17: ...beyond Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights
- 2003.04.17: ...quick, Henry, the Flit!
- 2003.03.18: ...mmm, painty cakes
- 2003.03.11: ...art in the red stick city
- 2003.03.07: ...electric meat and snot.
- 2003.02.08: ...pssst
- 2003.02.07: ...well
- 2002.07.27: Loogies, lobster, and leisure
- 2002.06.26: Except for that guy who writes B.C. Not him.
- 2002.06.23: Bunking in agar
- 2002.05.15: Snollygoster!
- 2002.05.10: Peanut butter jelly time
- 2001.08.27: Also: Fried chicken eaters and finger lickers.
- 2001.08.22: Verily, I say unto you: dreck!
- 2001.08.21: If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize
- 2001.01.31: A shout out to all TV networks: Stop the sucking.
- 2001.01.28: Brain cud
- 2001.01.25: Tagalongs!
- 2001.01.24: Back. Off. Girl. Scout.
- 2000.07.06: Moose are not funny. Not.
- 2000.06.21: Also: A tree frog with attachment issues.
- 1999.12.29: off to Paree!
- 1999.12.23: more on 86
- 1999.12.22: zzzz...*bluurrrrgh*
- 1999.12.21: tires aren't supposed to FREEZE TO THE GROUND.
- 1999.12.20: reliving my terrible twos, except now I have a credit card
- 1999.12.16: dynamic vs. static systems
- 1999.12.14: orange skin mmm.
- 1999.12.13: marmotmarmot.
- 1999.12.10: no dormez-moi over le millenium frou-frou-ha-ha
- 1999.12.09: cusping the e-delivery cycle, now with fish! and pants!
- 1999.12.08: don't bookshop when frumpy.
- 1999.12.06: Parisian place for the millennium soiree?
- 1999.11.29: Back from Vegas
- 1999.11.23: The Plum Eating Bastard
- 1999.11.22: Y2K? WTF?
- 1999.11.19: Viva Tony Clifton!
- 1999.11.18: Feeling Fendered.
- 1999.11.17: 86
- 1999.11.16: Naked. Mole. Rats.
- 1999.11.15: Paydirt at Epinions. Literally.
- 1999.11.12: Spiritual as snot
- 1999.11.11: Rottweilers! Buckets! Rottweilers! Buckets!
- 1999.11.10: Alphabet for Schoolboys
- 1999.11.09: Color me traumatized
- 1999.11.08: The Shaggs: You have been warned
- 1999.11.04: But way better than Florida. Way.
- 1999.11.01: You have a little, uh, conspiracy in your teeth.
- 1999.10.27: suck this, bil keane
- 1999.10.25: hooray for Christmas being over!
- 1999.10.25: alta la vista, baby (ugh. sorry.)
- 1999.10.23: where's the best dirt?
- 1999.10.22: pachydermalicious
- 1999.10.20: pas de deux, doc marten style
- 1999.10.18: there she goes again
- 1999.10.15: groom that brow hair, girl! you go!
- 1999.10.14: is there any other kind of SQL?
- 1999.10.13: thatsalottapeople.
- 1999.10.12: the big bang, aka the holy sneeze
- 1999.10.11: I wish I had a third eyelid
- 1999.10.07: don't show me your damn gramma bum
- 1999.09.29: wanderlusting
- 1999.09.28: waiting for my photo spread...
- 1999.09.27: blumeing awesome!
- 1999.09.24: moo
- 1999.09.23: squeeze me
- 1999.09.22: mmmmmpeanutbutter
- 1999.09.21: omg, my nose is bleeding from TOO MUCH SMELLY
- 1999.09.20: decanting the nubbin
- 1999.08.31: buttcromancy!
- 1999.08.31: seattle!
- 1999.08.20: south dakota highlights (it's true! they exist!)
- 1999.08.09: cartoon cartoons
- 1999.08.05: she make book good I like yes. grunt.
- 1999.08.04: hooray for brain food!
- 1999.08.02: wagging the dog days tail
- 1999.07.29: soapboxing
- 1999.07.28: flat cats = funny
- 1999.07.27: tequila sunrises and manhattan nights
- 1999.07.27: weblogs = perl script hairball
- 1999.07.26: splashing in (1 of) 10,000 lakes
- 1999.07.23: on weblogs and navelgazing
- 1999.07.22: mom, don't go
- 1999.07.18: dammit CAT, this is GOOD FOR YOU
- 1999.07.15: whither ben franklin?
- 1999.07.12: the glimpse is never big enough
- 1999.07.06: and a vacuum sealer thingie
- 1999.07.03: you know it. don't pretend like you don't.
- 1999.07.02: Justin's links
- 1999.06.30: my forehead is famous!
- 1999.06.29: Lady Elvis is the bomb
- 1999.06.28: get out of my dreams, get into my K car
- 1999.06.26: bulwer-lytton bad fiction entry
- 1999.06.25: on weblogs and navelgazing
- 1999.06.24: Si!
- 1999.06.23: grrr
- 1999.06.22: parental units
- 1999.06.15: grape nut
- 1999.06.11: so thankful
- 1999.06.09: freelance work?
- 1999.06.07: also: play the harmonica
- 1999.06.02: disjointed chakra
- 1999.06.01: tequila is better than citronella, and it makes a better drink too
- 1999.04.29: We improve out produets all the time!
- 1999.04.26: getting senseful
- 1999.04.24: why can't dirt be more like cheese?
- 1999.04.15: *whump*
- 1999.04.14: be careful out there, fellow candy eaters
- 1999.04.13: Easter duck in watered "snow" = snowglobe happiness
- 1999.04.11: Wanting crawfish in my hair, teeth, clothes...
- 1999.04.03: 3Com's panties are all in a bunch
- 1999.04.01: april fool's?
- 1999.03.29: They are NOT investments. NOT.
- 1999.03.22: I want to be more like Willie
- 1999.03.19: welcome to the nubbin!
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