The More Accurate Menu for the Chinese Take-Out Place Next Door

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Appetizers

A 1 Deep Fried Baby Sock, Stuffed with Eraser Detritus $1.25
A 2 Boiled Packing Peanuts (6) $3.95
A 3 Fried Potpourri with Special Bright Red Sauce $1.75

Entrees

B 1 Spicy Mr. Clean Magic Eraser with Steamed Barbie Hair (Market Price)
B 2 General Tso's Seat Belt a l'Orange $15.45
B 3 Sweet and Sour Racquetballs with Brined Baby Pinecones $13.20
B 4 Deep Fried Loofah, Shanghai Style $14.90

Dessert

C 1 Homemade Radiator Coolant, Assorted Flavors $2.90
C 2 Fruit Delight on Princess Ming's Paradise Bed of Regret $9.95

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