April 2008 Archives

Appetizers

A 1 Deep Fried Baby Sock, Stuffed with Eraser Detritus $1.25
A 2 Boiled Packing Peanuts (6) $3.95
A 3 Fried Potpourri with Special Bright Red Sauce $1.75

Entrees

B 1 Spicy Mr. Clean Magic Eraser with Steamed Barbie Hair (Market Price)
B 2 General Tso's Seat Belt a l'Orange $15.45
B 3 Sweet and Sour Racquetballs with Brined Baby Pinecones $13.20
B 4 Deep Fried Loofah, Shanghai Style $14.90

Dessert

C 1 Homemade Radiator Coolant, Assorted Flavors $2.90
C 2 Fruit Delight on Princess Ming's Paradise Bed of Regret $9.95

Sorry for the wait...I just stepped out for a York Peppermint Patty, and I got the ssssensation of a brisk jog! through the piney woods! over the mossy hills! across the Joann's Fabrics parking lot! past the Lane Bryant! over the freaky karaoke club where it's always dark and everyone lacks a full set of teeth! through the parking lot kiosk that used to be a Fox Photo and now sells turkey on a stick! over the carpet store with the wacky wavy wiggly arm man!

...and then, the couch. Hi!

p.s. I know some of the archived links are broken...working on it. :)