Some days, I just want to put my snow globes, office toys, blankets, footies, lamps, cotton balls, Glad Press n' Seal, silverware, dryer sheets, knickknacks, books, floss, and George Foreman grill into a big box. And then do one or all of the following:
- Get in my car and drive to Vegas and be a docent at the Liberace Museum
- Quit my job and sell laminate flooring and/or pharmaceuticals
- Take my cat to Hollywood and get her booked on Fancy Feast commercials (and a regular gig as a judge on Project Runway)
- Why can you always find Mama's Family on some channel, at any time, day or night?
- Go to Rwanda and teach web development
