Real Women Are Not Tidy Sound Bites Slapped Onto Your Back Bumper

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Seen in gigantic, stick-on letters on the back window of an SUV today:

REAL WOMEN
GO FISHING
DRINK BEER
LOVE FOOTBALL

Not a bumpersticker. This took up almost all the main viewing area of her (?) back window. This falls in my pet peeve category of "real women" bumperstickers. WTF? Anyone who tries to tell me what "real women" do or do not do via their car bumpers deserves a swift bitchslap and a screaming hair pull. BTW, insane stick-on letter lady, I am a real woman. And Real Women Don't Make Declarative Statements About Real Women on their freaking cars.

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