When your body is a birdie isn't sturdy is a spaz
When your noggin is a murky is a turkey is a gaz
Keep the chew toy in your pocket
Keep the wordflies going round
Don't be a-stompin' on that burble in the ground.
When your tummy is all flummy isn't funny is a squirt
When your cakehole isn't moisty is all runny is a blurt
Keep the crinkles where they land
Keep your corners from too-pointy
Try to think: Anoint my head, oh birds, anointy-nointy.
