...you get the idea.
I suspect there is a high correlation between:
- (Non-ironic) gingham-patterned apparel owners and owners of SUVs.
- George Foreman grill owners and people with more than 2 televisions.
- Caffeine-free Diet Coke drinkers and people who think Nathan Lane is a genius.
- Chronic list-makers and the unemployed.
I was just thinking about how long this weblog has been up and running, and I couldn't remember. I get my years mixed up. I think I started it in the spring of '99, though it could have been '98. My archives were wiped out in an unfortunate server accident, and ever since, I kind of wondered what the point of archives were in a weblog. I mean, it's a daily thing, right? Isn't that the point of this whole "weblog" business? And it's not like I'm reporting on issues that matter. Good god...in more discriminating times I would be strung up by my peanut toes and lambasted for writing such dreck. Anyway. Lack of talent has, for better or worse, kept me from doing few things.
