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List of Fanciful Creatures That Do Not Exist.
- A Cat That Will Greet You With Tail-Wagging Enthusiasm.
- Clients With Reasonable Requests.
- Projects that Finish On Time, and Under Budget.
- An Office/Cubicle Mate Without An Annoying Habit.
- A Chocolate-Covered Chinchilla.
A Sophisticated Visual Artist Who Also Happens To Be An Elephant.- A Cab Driver Who Deeply Appreciates Your Screeched Version of Weezer's "Undone - The Sweater Song," Sung Melodiously In His Back Seat.
- A Child Who, At Some Level, Isn't Thinking, "But What's In This For Me?"
